ladyhistory:

THOR: DON’T FLY IN PLANES, LOKI. MOM SAYS THEY’RE DANGEROUS. I WILL HURL YOU INTO THIS MOUNTAIN INSTEAD

LOKI: *OOF* 

THOR: BTW YOU LEFT YOUR TOYS ALL OVER THE STAIRS BACK AT THE PALACE. DAD ALMOST TRIPPED OVER THEM AND DIED.

LOKI: GOOD. 

THOR: MOM SAYS TO COME BACK AND CLEAN THEM UP.

LOKI: NO.

THOR: ALSO WE’RE PACKING FOR OUR ANNUAL CAMPING TRIP 

LOKI: I HATE OUR STUPID ANNUAL CAMPING TRIP.

THOR: I PROMISE NOT TO STICK MARSHMALLOWS ON THE END OF YOUR HORNS

LOKI: NO. LEAVE ME ALONE I’M TRYING TO CONQUER SHIT

THOR: ALSO YOU’RE LATE FOR DINNER. MOM MADE SPAGHETTI.

LOKI: GROSS.

THOR: AND TONIGHT’S YOUR NIGHT TO DO THE DISHES.

LOKI: YOU BROKE THE DISHWASHER AGAIN DIDN’T YOU, YOU BASTARD

THOR: …AND IF YOU DON’T DO THEM, DAD WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR ALLOWANCE

LOKI: UGHHFEFHGHHGHGASDGHHGGH